• Beware Of The Fart Squirrels T-Shirt Chicken and Rural Homestead Graphic tee Cornbread Creek
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Beware Of The Fart Squirrels

Beware Of The Fart Squirrels

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Give everyone a laugh with a cautionary tale about the tail of the black and white squirrel. With this cheeky nod to nature's own gas-powered critters, you will perform an essential public service. Ideal for those who appreciate a pungent surprise and aren't afraid to laugh at the squirrel's expense.

Size and Materials

A classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee with modern retail fit, which is true to size for most wearers.

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, preshrunk fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for a soft, premium feel. Made in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way.

If you like looser cuts or boxy tees, this might feel more slim fit and you should go one size up for a relaxed look.

S: Length 28", Width 18"M: Length 29", Width 20"L: Length 30", Width 22"XL: Length 31", Width 24"2XL: Length 32", Width 26"3XL: Length 33", Width 28"Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Size chart for a t-shirt with 'Cornbread & Creek' text on a yellow background with a barn illustration.

Shipping and Returns

Most orders arrive within 7 days.

Just like we wouldn't use instant grits, we take a little time to make sure your order is done right, so we generally get orders gathered and out the door within 3 days. Once your package leaves the Creek, it finds its way to your porch in about 4 or 5 business days. You'll get an email and are welcome to track USPS like a hawk or just let it be a pleasant surprise when the mail carrier stops by.

We say thanks for orders over $75 with free shipping. Everything else is $4.95 Flat Rate.

The "Making It Right" Policy
We want you to love your order from the moment you get it. If something arrives damaged, faulty, or just plain wrong, we’re going to fix it. That’s how we do things.

Damaged or Defective? We’ll get you a replacement or refund without any fuss or feathers ruffled. Just let us know as soon as possible and within 30 days of your purchase so we can get that started. We ask that items stay unused and in the same condition they arrived in. Drop a line to custsvc@cornbreadcreek.com and you’ll get a response from a real person.

We aren’t some big, hollow corporation. If something isn't right, just reach out and let us know. We’re all just trying to enjoy the porch swing and sweet tea without any unnecessary commotion.

Our policy might change now and then, but we’ll always keep it reasonable and neighborly.

Care Instructions

Treat your Cornbread Creek shirt with care to keep the fabric soft and the print looking fresh. First, turn the shirt inside‑out before washing; this protects the artwork from friction. Wash it on a cold, gentle cycle using a mild detergent that contains no chlorine or oxygen bleach. After the wash, either air‑dry or tumble‑dry low. If ironing is necessary, turn the shirt inside out and cool iron—never iron directly on the design. Do not dry‑clean, as the solvents can damage the ink.

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What You Get

Soft, comfy T-Shirts made from ring-spun cotton. Think Silkie chickens, not burlap feed bags. You can wear these all day with comfort and style.

Guaranteed

At the Creek, we stand behind every stitch. If your order isn't right, we'll make it right — no hassle, just real people who care. Every purchase comes with our 30-day guarantee, and the kind of customer service you'd expect from a good neighbor.

Questions About the Creek?

Where are you located?

We’re located deep in the heart of Texas. Our shirts are printed and shipped in the U.S.A.

When will I receive my order?

Most orders arrive within 7 business days. You'll get an email with tracking information as soon as we have it.

Your shirts are Unisex, what size will fit me?

We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every shirt page. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to us at custsvc@cornbreadcreek.com

Do you wear the shirts yourself?

Yes we do. In fact, before deciding the type of t-shirts on which to print, we personally tested and wore many different varieties to compare. The t-shirts you'll get are t-shirts that we like to wear. They fit true to size, are comfortable, and the designs get comments and compliments almost every day we wear them.